Welcome to the website of the National Association of Liars. Hopefully there will be something here for everyone. For those just starting off lying there is a helpful flowchart on when to lie, as well as articles on some of the basics. There is a film script there that requires no lights, no cameras and no actors for any budding directors to have a go at. The frequently asked questions are no more fictitious than they are on most other web sites. There are a couple of poems in Poets Corner and a quiz for those that would like to check on their lying prowess. If you get more than eighty percent you can become a certified liar and print out your own certificate. Look we are offering you Free online certification as well. Dig a little deeper and you might find the club song (including a more recent death metal version), the 101 classic lies, a forum and countless other delights. If you are reading this topless whilst trying to drink your tea straight from the tea pot, you should immediately visit our shop for a T-shirt and mug. The gamers amongst you might like to our latest game pants on fire. Have you got what it takes to extinguish the flaming Y-fronts? Want to know what the future has in store? Just visit our horoscope. We have a free ebook entitled Mr Liar (and you can buy the hard copy from Amazon). Those with an interest in psychology can try out or Rorschach inkblot test. We have various eCards you can send to friends and family. In fact whatever you need the National Association of Liars can fulfill all your internetual desires.
The aims of the club are to encourage the age old skill of misrepresentation and to promote and foster kinship between its members. Long term it is hoped to forge international links with similarly untruthful organisations such as the Whitehouse and the advertising agency that came up with the slogan red bull gives you wings (which it patently doesn’t). The primary benefits of joining the organisation is the hope that there will be local meetings where members can meet up and tell whopping fibs to each other. Members have, however, reported myriad other benefits including becoming instantly more attractive to the opposite sex, fame, fortune and living to be six hundred years old on a diet of mud and KY jelly.
What would you like to see from the National Association of Liars (or NAL as we sometimes call it)? If you have any suggestions or want to tell us what you like or don’t like about the website we would be more than happy to hear from you. Our contact form will allow you to email Miss Info directly. We also have an infographic and no idea what to do with it. Any suggestions there would be appreciated as well.