Liar Quiz - National Association of Liars

Take our liar quiz and see how good of a liar you really are. The liar quiz doesn’t lie!

Q:Have you ever done any of the following?

Had carnal knowledge of a vegetable.

Set fire to a prominent public building.

Dressed up as a member of the opposite sex.

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Q:Iraq is full of…

Sand.

Weapons of mass destruction.

Iraqis.

Oil.

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Q:How many lies a day does the average person tell?

Between one and ten

Between ten and a hundred

Over a hundred

No way to tell because they were probably lying in the survey.

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Q:The worlds biggest liar is…

Decided on every year in a pub called The Bridge Inn in the Lake District.

Tony Blair.

Nick Clegg.

Bill Clinton.

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Q:Have you ever slept with an ugly member of the opposite sex?

All the time.

Never! I am saving myself up for my one true love.

I have never gone to bed with an ugly person but I have woken up with plenty.

I'm Welsh, do sheep count?

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Q:Have you ever stolen anything from work?

Office supplies are for everyone arn't they?

Well I do have a second hand stapler shop on eBay.

Never! unless you count the hearts of my co-workers.

How else could I have built my model of the QE2 out of biros?

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Q:What would you say if your significant other asks “Do you think I’m clever?

Hell no, you are as thick as an eliphant sandwich.

That is a very perspicatious question my dear.

Whatever gave you that idea?

Yes darling, you are the cleverest person I know.

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Q:What’s that awful smell? did you just fart?

I might have done.

Certainly not! it must have been the dog.

Yes I am so sorry it just sort of slipped out

Ohh I was hoping no one would notice, how embarassing

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liars General knowledge Quizz.

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