Some of our favourite quotes

“You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”

Captain Jack Sparrow

“I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. “

Sylvester the Cat

Men are lairs. We lie about lying if we have to.

Jay Leno

Truth is what’s left over when you run out of lies.

Oscar Wilde.

There’s a bright future For all you professional liars

Elvis Costello

The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.

Bryant H. McGill

I’ve studied pathological liars, and anything they say, they believe, and that’s one of the reasons they’re so convincing, because they have no connection with the truth. It’s a dead issue. It’s like they’re color-blind to the truth. So anything that comes out of their mouths is their reality.

Jane Velez-Mitchell
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen
Liars need to have good memories.

Algernon Sidney
Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.

Robert Anton Wilson
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
I. F. Stone
All of us create our own versions of an event, of our lives, even, not because we’re liars, necessarily, but because we can only see and understand the truth from our own viewpoint, and a shifting viewpoint at that.

Deb Caletti