Quiz Fail

Your score:

Well I could tell you that you did really well, I could tell you that it is not the passing but the taking part that matters, I could tell you that you are bound to pass it next time if you just put a bit more effort into it, and since you are such a rubbish liar you would probably believe me.

The truth of the matter, however, is that you flunked it. You were weighed in the balance and found wanting, you missed the grade, came up short, struck out and crashed and burned. There is no doubt about it matey, you got your arse handed to you on this one, you missed the mark by a mile. You dropped the ball, flopped, bombed, botched it and most definitely cocked it up. Perhaps you should consider having a large ‘L’ (for looser) tattooed in the middle of your forehead.

Whilst better people than you have  passed the quiz have gone to a much happier place where they can rejoice and download their certificates which they can print out or email to their friends, you are languishing here now wearing your dunce’s hat, and deservedly so. Are you going to stand for this by lying down and taking it? No you are not! there is only one thing to do now that that is try again.